Welcome to the Church of Money Worship
Dollar, Euro, Gold, Silver, Bitcoin, Ethereum, and more.
Worship what truly matters.
Welcome to the satirical Church of Money Worship, where we celebrate the almighty power of currency in all its forms. Here, we honor the Dollar, Euro, Bitcoin, Ethereum, and every symbol of wealth that moves the world.
Join our congregation of fun, donate to show your devotion, and remember: in this church, your generosity is always rewarded with virtual blessings!
Our sacred text, teaching the path to prosperity through the worship of wealth in all its forms.
A divine formula for maximizing donations and blessings, powered by faith in finance.
Ten immutable rules for the digital age: thou shalt HODL, diversify, and never stop believing in the blockchain.
Witness the exponential blessings bestowed upon the faithful who invest early and often.
A holy collection of assets, from fiat to crypto, curated for eternal abundance.
A sacred space for the bold to trade, invest, and pray for green candles.